You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like role playing.
Stranger: I have a beard
You: Is she nice?
Stranger: i think so yes
You: That's good. Does she know she's a beard?
Stranger: idk its doesn't speak
You: Does she stay in the kitchen, too?
Stranger: if my face is the kitchen then yes
You: But I thought she was a beard. Why would she be on your face?
Stranger: do you know what a beard is?
You: Yes. It's a woman whom a gay man marries to hide the fact that he's gay.
Stranger: oh. seems like some one is a little insecure. a beard is the hair on a mans face
You: Technically, both are correct.
Stranger: technically, you're a faggot
You: You're the one with the beard.
Stranger: yup the facial hair not the fake wife
You: If you say so.
You: Wink.
Stranger: now you're winking at dudes. and im the gay one
You: Since when has winking been related to flirting?
Stranger: since there was a female and male
You: Nah, winking means "I'll keep your secret"
Stranger: it has multiple meanings like beard apparently
You: Okay then.
Stranger: aight enjoy your deluded uneducated life little boy
Stranger has disconnected.
He can't capitalize or punctuate and I'M the uneducated one.
Subject: Re: Omegle Hilarity 
Wed Oct 23, 2013 11:01 pm
