Omegle Hilarity

Subject: Re: Omegle Hilarity Fri Aug 16, 2013 9:08 pm

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like dragons.
You: Hello fellow dragon lover!
Stranger: Haii dare. ^_^
You: *puts on my best infomercial face* How would YOU like to be the -proud new member- of a KICKASS roleplaying site? Eh? Eh?
Stranger: YES!
Stranger: o;
You: Today, for only seventeen small payments of $19.95, plus shipping and handling, YOU can BE that member!
You: Actually, it's free.
You: But shhh Wink

Stranger: o-o
Stranger: You say its 19.95 doe sir.
Stranger: Cant be free if its 19.95
Stranger: o_o
You: I need to feed my family! *sobs* Don't judge me!
Stranger: Dont worry. <_<
Stranger: Ill send some extra too. o.o
Stranger has disconnected.

I really thought I had them until they disconnected before I could be serious and give a link. DAMN IT.

Subject: Re: Omegle Hilarity Fri Aug 16, 2013 9:31 pm

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like books.
You: Hola, fellow booklover.
Stranger: Do you really love books?
You: I actually do.. is that unexpected with the interest of 'books'? Haha Smile

Stranger: Well what you consider to be books would be the next big question.
Stranger: Because no I do not love books, I do love good literature.
You: I'll read anything, so I guess my standards are rather low.
Stranger: How old are you?
You: Old enough to know better, young enough to do it anyway?
Stranger: That is something an 80 year old man would say.
You: I don't know very many men that old that are 'with it' enough to trot around Omegle.
Stranger: What is with the quotations?
You: Well you can't very well see air quotes on here, can you?
Stranger: Why would you use air quotes.
You: Because it's a phrase..?
Stranger: Haha
Stranger: Fucking god.
You: I've decided that I like you, despite your annoying attitude. You should join my site.
Stranger: What?
You: I feel like repeating myself in text is stupid.
Stranger: Secret Society!
Stranger: Why would you repeat self?
You: It's not really a secret but you can pretend it is if you'd like!
You: Because you said what, which generally means you didn't hear/understand.. Y'know what, figure it out yourself xD
Stranger: I should have used air quotes....
You: See? They're USEFUL.
Stranger: I was being sarcastic...
You: As was I, but you still haven't answered my somewhat invitation.
Stranger: As I am annoying I don't think I care for your conversation either....
You: There's a disconnect button over there.
Stranger: REALLY?!
Stranger: What is this site?
Stranger: Are the others like you?
You: Not really.
You: They're worse.
You: Most want sex.
Stranger: Do you like recruit omeglers haha
Stranger: Why the fuck would you ask me to join?
You: I've gotten a fair few. It's hard to weed them out from the idiots.
Stranger: How are you not an idiot.
You: Because I had an inkling that you weren't a moron judging by your interest and the fact that your grammar is not atrocious.
You: However, it's obvious from your attitude that your addition to the growing community would probably just cause drama, which we try to avoid.
Stranger: I might add grammar is not how you assume ones intellect no no.
You: No, but it points to a writer, which is what I'm after.
Stranger: I am a writer o.O
You: A shame you act like a cockbite, then, because we're looking for them.
Stranger: Are you calling me a bitch?
You: No, a cockbite. Entirely different things. Bitches are whiny and fuss about stupid things.
Stranger: Are you recruiting me to a site where men ask for sex of underage children!
You: Not usually, but I only admin the whole site, so I may have missed something.
Stranger: Don't you care what the other person reads...
Stranger: If they are 12?
Stranger: And other things.
You: What other person? You?
Stranger: In general, on your recruiting missions.
You: Well in general I run into males who are asking for a cyberfuck, so I assume that even if they are a tweenie, they're old enough to understand what writing is.
Stranger: Are you serious.
Stranger: Seriously?
Stranger: I am so so so confused.
You: I'm not sure if you're assuming I run a sex site or what..
You: Why would age matter?
Stranger: I know 12 year olds that grammar well.
Stranger: I have no interest in their writing material.
You: And?
Stranger: I think you are idiotic.
Stranger: And sad.
Stranger has disconnected.

Hahahahhahahahahah

....

Hahahahhahahahaha I don't even.. What?! XD

Subject: Re: Omegle Hilarity Thu Aug 29, 2013 7:02 am

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Roleplay.
Stranger: Hi
You: Hello.
Stranger: Could I ask for your age and gender?
You: Only if you can tell me why they're imprtant.
You: Important*
Stranger: I work for the FBI. Totally. For real. Like, I do computer shit for them. And I also need your credit card number, and mother's maiden name.
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
You: I love the little automatic message that comes with that. Can you see it too?
Stranger: Yes, I do actually.
Stranger: And it's telling the truth
You: Well, I assumed as much. But when someone decides a warning like that is needed, it's because someone fell for it before.
Stranger: Well, i-it's not like I'd e-ever do something like t-that...

Seriously, you're the first person I ever did the FBI thing to.
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
Stranger: I was just goofing, anyway. I was hoping you'd be one of those crazed sex freaks, and that I'd get to mess with you.
You: Haha, believe it or not, not everyone looking for "Roleplay" is looking for sex.
Stranger: Not from my experience.
Stranger: Oh, shit! I gotta go FASTE
Stranger has disconnected.

What a pity. That may have actually led to a new recruit.

Subject: Re: Omegle Hilarity Wed Sep 04, 2013 7:31 pm

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like roleplaying.
Stranger: Hey I’m Lacey! I am 18 years old and a female. I have long straight blonde hair, green eyes, a cute smile, and I’m about 5’6. I’m outgoing, funny, nice, and athletic. Looking for a baseball or soccer boy
You: It's a shame more people don't describe themselves after introducing themselves. It'd be so helpful for the blind.
Stranger: Oh?
You: Don't you think so?
You: Hey, blind person, I'm about two inches shorter than you are with brown hair and green eyes.
You: They'd probably be like Oh wow, thanks!
Stranger: Yeah sure
Stranger has disconnected.

Subject: Re: Omegle Hilarity Wed Sep 04, 2013 7:41 pm

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like roleplaying.
Stranger: hi m 17 6'1 blonde blue eyes im your step brother ive just stormed in house angry ... what room you in and what you doing there. p[s pearents are away for a month.
You: Well somebody has a temper. I'm actually not here to roleplay but I *am* looking for roleplayers.
Stranger: im roleplayer
You: I can see that :-P You ever roleplayed on forums before?
Stranger: yea
You: You want to join a new site? We've got like 80 people so far
Stranger: no
You: Well you're a butthead.
You have disconnected.

Most. Mature. Admin. Ever.

Subject: Re: Omegle Hilarity Wed Sep 04, 2013 9:22 pm

Layne...you're corrupting teenagers!

Subject: Re: Omegle Hilarity Thu Sep 05, 2013 11:25 am

You guys are so fucking awesome ! Very Happy

lmfao

Subject: Re: Omegle Hilarity Sat Sep 07, 2013 9:53 pm

Infomercials are my new favorite way to recruit. Jussayin'.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like roleplay.
You: You look like the kind of person that enjoys roleplaying. But what if I told you you could enjoy it EVEN MORE with this AMAZING new product?!
Stranger: I'm listening O.O
You: For the low, low price of NOTHING, you too can join a group of 79 people who roleplay just like you do!
Stranger: Oh my...how?
You: All you do is sign up on a new site - wow, look at that shine! - and you will be part of the community immediately! BAM!
You: Act now and we'll even throw in a free personalized admin greeting! [A $5 value] Absolutely FREE!
Stranger: I'm sold!
You: Great! Just send us your payment of NOTHING and log on to agasaria.rpg-board.net and start your sign-up!
You: [Must be 13 or older to sign]
Stranger: I will!
You: Yay! Best infomercial I've ever done, hahah. I'm Layne by the way and I will be delivering your FREE admin greeting when you make your intro post :-P Can't wait to see you there!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like writing, roleplaying, and rp.
You: You look like the kind of person that enjoys roleplaying. But what if I told you that you could enjoy it EVEN MORE with this AMAZING new product?!
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: I'd buy it
Stranger: and tell all my friends
You: Well, it is your lucky day, because today for the low, low price of NOTHING, you and all of your friends can join a community of 79 like-minded roleplayers just waiting for you to jump in!
Stranger: Sweet. Let me jump in then
You: Simply send us your payment of NOTHING and go to agasaria.rpg-board.net to sign up!
You: Act now and receive a personalized admin greeting [A value of $5!] for FREE when you post an introduction thread! Wow!
Stranger: sounds too good to be true!
You: Oh but it isn't! And to prove it, we'll QUADRUPLE the offer for everybody you bring along to sign with you! [Plus additional shipping and handling]
Stranger has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like rp.
You: You look like the kind of person that enjoys roleplaying. But what if I told you that you could enjoy it EVEN MORE with this AMAZING new product?!
Stranger: what
You: I know, you are flabbergasted! I was too! But just look at that shine! Bam! This new site is sure to serve all of your roleplaying needs.. AND MORE!
Stranger: what is it
Stranger has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Roleplay.
Stranger: From kindergarten to the beginning of grade nine you and I were inseparable. We did everything together and told each other everything. One day my father got a new job and we had to move. We tried to keep contact with each other but we naturally just started to forget. A couple years later my father got relocated back home just in time for senior year. In the time that I'd been gone I'd changed completely from the sweet boy I was, I was now sarcastic and short tempered. You however became very popular and not very many people didn't like you. The first day of school I walk in the classroom with headphones in and I walk past you. I was almost unrecognizable and even you couldn't figure it out by just looking at me. (Hey, I’m Keith m, 17, black longish hair, blue eyes,tan, about 6’1 fit, Snakebite piercings and my ear is pierced, tattoos on my left side right forearm and upper left arm. I'm wearing a red shirt, black jeans, black beanie and red vans. You could be mean at first.) (Please have decent grammar, add age, detailed description, name, and continue where I left off)
You: You look like the kind of person that enjoys roleplaying. But what if I told you that you could enjoy it EVEN MORE with this AMAZING new product?!
Stranger: sure...
You: I love your enthusiasm! This community of 79 writers could use a bubbly personality like yours - and with your sign-up, you can dive right in!
You: I know, folks! What a deal!
Stranger: not really but ok..
You: Begrudging tolerance is so lovely, sir! You make it sparkle!
You: Simply send your payment of NOTHING to us and go to agasaria.rpg-board.net to sign up!
Stranger: why don't you do it
You: Act now and we'll even throw in a free, personalized admin welcome when you post your introduction thread!
You: Why don't I do what?
Stranger: sign up yourself
You: I own the site. Signing up is kind of an unavoidable part of that.
Stranger: well what's it called
You: Agasaria. Hence the link. You should go.
You: -whooshes off-
You have disconnected.

There's more, but you get the gist ;3

Subject: Re: Omegle Hilarity Sun Sep 08, 2013 11:46 am

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like roleplaying.
Stranger: F 16
You: Not a bad plane.
You: So you like roleplaying, huh?
Stranger: Yeah Wink

You: That's pretty awesome.
You: I'm not saying I'm trying to impress you or anything..
You: But I own a roleplaying site.
You: Jussayin'.
Stranger: I like sexual rp
You: I'm not sure that's related to what I said but okay cool!
Stranger: Wanna do one?
You: Not really. I'm here recruiting roleplayers, not cyberfucking.
Stranger: Oh well ...
Stranger has disconnected.

Impressing them is INEFFECTIVE!

Subject: Re: Omegle Hilarity Sun Sep 08, 2013 2:17 pm

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like roleplaying.
You: I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST
Stranger: Submissive male, looking for dominant female
You: That is not how it goes.
Stranger: Lol ok
Stranger: How does it go?
You: Eugh. Go watch Pokemon. Jeez. Educate yourself, dude! Tsk tsk.
You: I am horrified.
You: What would your mother think?
Stranger has disconnected.

Subject: Re: Omegle Hilarity Sun Sep 08, 2013 2:17 pm

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like roleplay.
Stranger: Mia 18 Sub, long black hair, big brown eyes I’m 5’7 tall, white skin, breasts size 36D, round ass Wink

. You are a friend also love me a lot since long time ago. I keep turning you down and not noticing how much this hurts you.. u decide to kidnap me and make me yours knowing I have feelings for you also. Right now we were all at friends house and I’m about to leave.. u said u are going to drop me off at my house.. so right now we are saying our goodbyes too leave. (In the roleplay I will confess something to you! asl and name? the rp can be: forced, rough, kinky, domination * u dom me*, M18+ ONLY) *no verbal abuse please *
You: You suck.
You: Take that verbal abuse.
Stranger: fuck you
Stranger has disconnected.

Subject: Re: Omegle Hilarity Sun Sep 08, 2013 2:19 pm

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like roleplaying.
Stranger: m
Stranger: hi
You: q
You: hey
Stranger: m or f?
Stranger: oh and what sort of rp are you into?
You: Nah I don't like either of those letters. Too common. I just like Q. It's like an O that got shanked by a dotless i.
You: All sorts!
Stranger has disconnected.

Subject: Re: Omegle Hilarity Sun Sep 15, 2013 3:22 pm

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like roleplay.
You: Hey cool kid
You: You know what would make you even cooler?
You: Being part of a kickass roleplaying site
You: I know what you're thinking
You: "I don't know if I could handle being cooler!"
You: BUT YOU CAN
You: You won't explode, promise
You: And if you do, I'm not paying for your hospital bills
You: All you have to do is go to agasaria.rpg-board.net to check us out!
You: It's free
You: It's easy
You: It's fucking awesome
You: We offer basically everything an awesome roleplayer like you could want
You: Roleplaying, duh
You: Short stories - because everybody likes to share their solo stuff
You: Games - why not?
You: Tutorials - for learning new crap!
You: Challenges - to get your brain working, yeah
You: General chatting - nobody wants to roleplay 24/7, sheesh
You: A cbox - for chatting up the other members all the time!
You: Poetry - for the sensitive types
You: And more stuff I can't even remember right now!
You: Whoa!
You: We have no set setting or plot, so nobody has to form to a certain type of character or storyline
You: Right on, right? Right.
You: So join today! -cue explosions-
You have disconnected.

Subject: Re: Omegle Hilarity Sat Sep 21, 2013 9:07 pm

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like roleplaying.
You: Hello, moderately attractive stranger!
Stranger: Hey, my names Lucy. Im 18 years old. 5"5. Long brown hair. 32 D There's a huge snow storm and we're the only ones who make it into school. I'm a very shy girl and we've never really spoken before. The storm gets so bad that we're eventually trapped inside. If interested leave a description of yourself and continue the story...
Stranger: Btw I'm very attractive
You: I'm not really sure what your bra size has to do with anything, but hey, being conceited means you're confident! :-D
You: I'm not actually here to roleplay.
You: My apologies.
You: However!
You: I am here for roleplayers.
You: Which means you.
Stranger: Wtf u talkin about Jew?
You: Well, that sure turns your 'very attractive' into 'ignorant and ugly', but I'm willing to roll with it.
You: I run a roleplaying site, nitwit.
Stranger: Yes because the type of language you use can physically ulter the appearance of your body. Nice one
You: *Alter.
You: And I meant ugly on the inside, m'dear.
Stranger: No it's ulter
You: I promise you that if you ever crack open a dictionary, ulter is not a word. That's why whenever you type it into Omegle there's that pretty little red squiggly under it.
Stranger: No your wrong
You: It's almost painful to talk to you.
Stranger: Your boring me nerd. Bad luck with your pointless, in achieving website faggot
Stranger has disconnected.

...

I don't even understand the last part. Seriously. Somebody help?

Bad luck.. Okay, so she's pissed and doesn't want to wish me good luck.
In achieving website faggot.. Uhm.. What? I think she's calling me a faggot.. In achieving website?

...

OH MY GOD IS 'WEBSITE' LIKE AN XBOX360 ACHIEVEMENT NOW?!

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!

FUCKING SCORE!

Subject: Re: Omegle Hilarity Sat Sep 21, 2013 9:37 pm

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like rolePlay, and Rp.
You: What is up, Stranger?
Stranger: Horny, you?
You: Concerned. You really should get that checked out if you aren't part goat.
Stranger: Ik ik but it doesnt seem that bad yet
You: It could escalate quickly!
You: Before you know it, you'll have like 20 horns in your face!
Stranger: Omg really? Jesus that would suck!
You: And then who would help me summon Captain Planet?!
You: GOOD GOD MAN YOU MUST GO TO THE HOSPITAL AT ONCE!
Stranger: I WILL
Stranger has disconnected.

Subject: Re: Omegle Hilarity Sat Sep 21, 2013 10:36 pm

...I am so confused by the bad luck faggot site one...

Subject: Re: Omegle Hilarity Sat Sep 21, 2013 10:49 pm

Don't worry, I speak Stupid. I had to learn so I could communicate with my teachers.

They meant "pointless, unachieving website" and then called you faggot.

Subject: Re: Omegle Hilarity Sat Sep 21, 2013 10:55 pm

That made me laugh harder than it should, Doctor.

Subject: Re: Omegle Hilarity Sat Sep 21, 2013 11:00 pm

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle couldn't find anyone who shares interests with you, so this stranger is completely random. Try adding more interests!

You: Dont you hate that?
You: When you put in something specific and they're all "Omegle can't find anyone who shares the same intrests..." blah blah.
You: Like seriously.
You: There are 37,000+ people and not one of them like both writing and fantasy!?
You: What the shit, you know!?
You: It makes me wanna punch something soft and fluffy, like a pillow.
You: Because I have cute little female knuckles and that shit would hurt if I punched a wall or something.
You: Not that I'm INTO that sorta thing, you know?
You: ...I feel like we bonded.
You: I will forever keep this conversation in my thoughts. You're the greatest.

Stranger has disconnected.

Subject: Re: Omegle Hilarity Sat Sep 21, 2013 11:08 pm

Subject: Re: Omegle Hilarity Sat Sep 21, 2013 11:44 pm

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like writing.

Stranger: hi
You: Hi!
Stranger: whooooooo
Stranger: you sound happy
Stranger: Smile

You: Only because I'm slightly high off of Benadryl. Don't let it fool you. =(
Stranger: ahhh that's a good one
Stranger: love that feeling
Stranger: sick is a good cozy feelng sometimes
You: What do you mean, man!? It's TORTURE!
Stranger: is it?
You: Pure, unadulterated torture!
You: The headache!
Stranger: tortune ??
You: The sneezing!
Stranger: come onnnnnnnn
Stranger: ahhh the sneezing ya
Stranger: but after you sneeze.. you smile
You: What do you mean the sneezing! The headache part wasn't any better!
You: Sadly, I do not.
You: I kick my pillow in anger that I sneezed.
You: >=(
Stranger: hahahaaaa
Stranger: poor lill pillow
You: You give your sympathy to the pillow?!
You: IM THE SICK ONE HERE!
Stranger: yes
You: D=
Stranger: i know but what did the pillow do ?
You: Heartless!
You: HE
You: Uh..
You: Well...
Stranger: your sick
Stranger: so you take it out on the pillow?
You: O___O
Stranger: no. i disagree with that. i'm on the pillow's side
You: I...I have reasons...
You: Fine!
Stranger: what are your ... reasons???
You: Oh!
You: Those!
You: Let's see, reason one: Because.
You: Reason two: It doesnt have feelings like I do! It doesnt know my life and what Ive been through!
Stranger: ah humans.
Stranger: alwaysssssss the victim .. sigh
You: Reason Three: It's a pillow. I'm sure it doesn't hurt it too much.
You: Oh and what are you!?
You: A friggin pelican!?
Stranger: as a matter of fact.
Stranger: I AM A FRIGGIN PELICAN.
You: ...
You: I'm... talking to a pelican.
You: Online.
Stranger: yes.
You: A pelican.
Stranger: you got it buddy
Stranger: right
Stranger: wtf stranger things have happened.
You: Stranger things have happened then talking to a PELICAN?!
You: Enlighten me!
Stranger: haven't they?
You: NO, THEY HAVENT.
Stranger: what about those two who you never thought would be together but they're .. together!!!
You: ...That's just the way it is sometimes.
Stranger: what about the Internet?
You: But world wide internet pelicans?
Stranger: that changed things.
Stranger: forget world wide ok?
Stranger: it's just me.
Stranger: i'm an anomaly
You: Instantly thought of Mass Effect, but continue.
You: Wait, dont continue!
You: YOURE A PELICAN!
You: MOM ALWAYS TOLD ME NOT TO TALK TO PEL--
You: Wait.
You: No she didnt.
Stranger: no
Stranger: she didn't
Stranger: they don't know to even go there
Stranger: moms
Stranger: pfftt
You: Is it something she should have warned me about?
You: Like.
Stranger: sigh
You: Are you going to steal my liver or something?!
You: Look, dont get all pissy because Im curious about my well being!
Stranger: mom's typically thlink they have they're bases covered
Stranger: that is such a stereotype. i'm sick of you people in fear of your livers. it's like ... you find out you're talking to a pelican .. and bam! liver queries
Stranger: sick of it
You: ...I'm... I'm sorry, pelican.
Stranger: you are?
You: I never meant to hurt you.
Stranger: thanks
Stranger: Smile

You: Had I known you were that sensitive.
You: I would have never said such!
Stranger: thanks for the apology. it means a lot
Stranger: it means a hell of a lot
You: I would pet you, but you know... pelican thing.
Stranger: no
Stranger: i don't know
You: Not that Im judging!
Stranger: dude
You: That came out wrong!
Stranger: i have no idea what you're going on about
You: Waitwaitwaitwait, here me out!
Stranger: what pelican "THING" ?
Stranger: sheeeeeeeesssssssshhhhh
You: Hold up just CHILL FOR A SECOND!
You: Im a female! Females always say shit they dont mean!
You: Its hereditary or something...
Stranger: hahahaaaaa
You: Youre laughing at me!?
Stranger: i'm female too
You: NOW WHOS THE JUDGING ONE.
Stranger: so this is why you have so many 'words'
You: Wait, youre a female pelican!?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i'/m a female pelican
You: ...
You: I feel like this should be the greatest moment of my life.
Stranger: why
You: But then I have these conflictions...
You: Its not me!
You: Its the Benadryl!
Stranger: yes
Stranger: it is the benadryl
You: All the Benadryl.
Stranger: its good stuff
You: Your sarcasm nearly drowned me.
Stranger: girls have waaaaaaaay better personalities than guys!
Stranger: wow
You: XD
You: Yes, so we've been told.
Stranger: yes we have been
Stranger: told
You: You totally made me forget what the hell I got on Omegle for.
Stranger: and we're smarter
Stranger: me too
Stranger: i have no clue
You: With bigger breasts.
You: We're fucking kickass.
Stranger: we are
Stranger: totally
You: Especially when we're... pelicans...
Stranger: true
Stranger: cuz i have a big bag under my chin
Stranger: and that's kickass
You: Uh.
You: yEAH
Stranger: cuz you can store stuff in it
Stranger: NO BIG DEAL
Stranger: haha it's a big deal
You: Hhahaha!
You: I wish I was a pelican. =(
Stranger: i know you do
You: I'd flap the FUCK out of my wings, you feel me?
You: The fuck out of them.
Stranger: i feel ya
Stranger: totally
Stranger: understandable
Stranger: i do it myself. BECAUSE I CAN.
Stranger: sometimes i just glide. cuz that's cool. guys like it
You: OH! I remember why I got on here! Here: https://agasaria.rpg-board.net/ If you like writing and role playing and all that jazz, you should totes join. Its small but we love it there because we're all bad ass.
Stranger: whatevz i just do it.
You: And now, Im going to dunk my head in a bucket of cold water.
Stranger: k cool thanks for the chat
Stranger: PEACE
You: =)
You: BAH!

You have disconnected.

If she ever joins, I'd be the happiest person ever.

Subject: Re: Omegle Hilarity Fri Oct 11, 2013 8:54 pm

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle couldn't find anyone who shares interests with you, so this stranger is completely random. Try adding more interests!
Stranger: Hows your swag
You: Ew, nonexistent.
Stranger: What kind of hatur are you
Stranger: Fuck1n hat4r
You: The intelligent kind.
Stranger: fuck1n st00p1d hat3r
You: That wouldn't even be how you spell "stupid" if you converted the numbers to letters.
Stranger: K actually br0
Stranger: You h4ve n0 sw4g
You: Who, who, who.
You: Whoa*
You: I am not your bro.
Stranger: K shut up
Stranger: No s24g
You: And no, I don't have swag. I have class.
Stranger: Cl4ss is f0r fagz
You: Do you know what swag means?
Stranger: It means l1ve y0r l1fe how you w4nt
You: It's an acronym that means "Secretly We Are Gay". So technically, swag is for fags.
Stranger: Its s1mple ph1los0phy bruh
You: It's a bad philosophy.
Stranger: L0l stupid cr4ckerr
You: Hey, you learned something! Good for you! You spelled stupid right! Would you like a gold star sticker or a lolly pop?
Stranger: K 4ctually
Stranger: No sw4g bro
You: A 4 is not an A
Stranger: y4 1t 1s
You: If you can correct both those messages, you can have the sticker AND the lolly pop.
Stranger: K g0 lurn y0r englishes
Stranger: 1t 1s bruh
You: Uh-oh. Looks like someone isn't getting his prize today.
Stranger: k 4actually y0u th1nk y0r s0 sm4rt but 4actu4lly y0ur st00pid
You: "Okay, you think you're so smart when you're actually stupid."
You: There, I corrected the spelling and grammar.
Stranger: K 4ctua4lly 1 d0nt n33d y0ur h3lp
You: It's quite ocvious that you do.
You: Obvious*
Stranger: lol st00p1d
Stranger: 0cvi0us
Stranger: dumbfuck
You: Oh please. You have no room to criticize a mistaken keystroke when you're purposefully misspelling words AND replacing letters with numbers.
Stranger: ur 4 r34lly g4y
You: I'm sorry that you're a closet homosexual, but that doesn't mean it's okay to go around calling other people such.
Stranger: K bie fgt
Stranger has disconnected.

This is what happens when the interest search fails.

Subject: Re: Omegle Hilarity Tue Oct 22, 2013 11:24 pm

People like sexual Roleplays. At leas there's some good grapes in the bunch...

AFTER MANY SPAMMED SEXUAL ONES AND DISCONNECTS

Stranger: f

You: Hello. Smile

Stranger: hi

You: So, might I have a relief from the sexual roleplay people here?

Stranger has disconnected.

AND THEN... I MET SOMEONE...

AND THEY JOINED

DURING OUR CONVERSATION

I ALMOST FAINTED IN PURE JOY

WOU MAY NOW WORSHIP Finntastc8

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You both like roleplay.

You: Hello!

Stranger: Hi there!

You: So... Asked this question before and got a disconnect: Might you give me some relief from the people spamming me with sexual roleplays?

Stranger: xD I feel you. Its quite annoying.

You: Thank the lord and all of his good people. Smile

Stranger: Haha. Truth

You: So, what type of roleplays are you into then?

You: Fantasy?

You: Fanfiction?

Stranger: Any actually. But fantasy is pretty fun.

You: I fully agree. I recently started a fantasy one with some friends on Agasaria Roleplay, but I'm still waiting for a post to kick it off. Character sheet is done though. Smile

Stranger: I never heard of Agasaria Roleplay. What is it?

You: It's a really cool site, run by some really cool people. A friend introduced me, and I've been hooked... There is a lot of Omegal laughs in the some of the forums though, all at the expense of the stalkers. XD Small community, great people!

Stranger: Sounds cool! So can you like rp with other people on there?

You: Yep! All forums, and some chatbox. Would you like a link?

Stranger: Sure

You: https://agasaria.rpg-board.net/ If you join, look around for Phoenix. Smile

Stranger: Give me one moment

You: Okay! I'm so pumped that there might be someone else to join us! *squeals*

Stranger: XD I think it will be fun

You: Did you make an account? Can I introduce you? Can I spam your intro forum? Can I record this conversation to spread the news that there are good people out there? *sssqqqquuuuueeee*

Stranger: xD Im making an account

You: *sssqqquuuuuesssssssssssssssssssssssssssss* Ican'twaitohmygoshsucesspeoplearegood~

Stranger: You okay? xD

You: About to faint

You: But besides that

You: As sane as I usually am. XD

Stranger: xD

Stranger: You cant take my amazingness can you? xD

You: No, no I can't

You: That's how *censored word of glee here* epic you are. Smile

Stranger: I am pretty epic

You: You are. Your username could be epic. Smile

Stranger: My name is Finn so its Finntastc8 xD

You: You've actually joined. *faints*

Stranger: ahaha. So where do I go?

You: Go to the "Hello Sunshine" forum and make an intro post. I'm Phoenix, and I'll come and spam the topic pretty soon.... XD

Stranger: Lol okay!

You: I've got to go, but I'll see you online later! Mind if I post this conversation so everyone can see you epicness?

Stranger: Sure why not?

You: Well then, see you later! Everyone will quickly worship you *cough*me*cough*. Ask for help if you need it! *bows*

You have disconnected.

Subject: Re: Omegle Hilarity Wed Oct 23, 2013 9:26 pm

TODAY, WE PLAY, WITH SOME RANDOM SEXUAL STUFF OMMITED: ARE YOU EPIC? WHY?

Are you epic? Why?

Stranger 2: The only thing you're capable of seducing is a Big Mac from McDonald's.

Stranger 1: Why is that in your clipboard

Stranger 1: That is not at all relevant

Stranger 2: .
The preeminent Omegler has arisen. Rest-assured that my domain is subdued once more.

@OfficialOmegler
#OfficialOmegler #OmegleLuminary

* This has been an official statement.

2013

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Are you epic? Why?

Stranger 1: I pick my nose Razz

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Are you epic? Why?

Stranger 2: no im not epic, im patrick

Stranger 1: I have purple armor in WoW
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Are you epic? Why?

Stranger 1: Because i love the other stranger

Stranger 2: i am fabulous

Stranger 1: I love you other stranger

Stranger 1: *hugs other stranger*

Stranger 2: thank you same to you

Stranger 2: *hugs back*

Stranger 2: (^_^)

Stranger 1: *cries* y-you are so amazing....

Stranger 2: you too!

Stranger 1: *cries into your chest*

Stranger 2: i thought people like us went extinct

Stranger 1: Not me

Stranger 2: this is a moment of amazig

Stranger 2: *amazing

Stranger 1: I love you other stranger

Stranger 2: (T.T)

Stranger 1: Be with me?

Stranger 2: sure

Stranger 1: Yay Very Happy

Stranger 2: (^.^)

Stranger 1: *kisses*

Stranger 2: (^.^)

Stranger 1: Smile

Stranger 2: Very Happy

Stranger 2: bye:)

Stranger 2 has disconnected
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Are you epic? Why?

Stranger 1: yes!

Stranger 2: Yup! It's just who I am.

Stranger 1: because anybody else sucks
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Are you epic? Why?

Stranger 2: no

Stranger 1: nope
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Subject: Re: Omegle Hilarity Wed Oct 23, 2013 10:42 pm

Well...I have two things to say:

1. Phoenix got a new member tally! Yay!

2. People are strange and they frighten me.