Final story:
Rick James was a bitch. He always fucked couches to death. However, one day, this bat beat him. To death. When Rokku was sparkling Richard Planet SO BEAUTIFUL! shouted Rick. Kill them with kindness, or else Dr. Eggman is going to do horrible things! Unless Sonic uses his spines and rolls over until he speeds up so much he dies.
Big Billy wanted popcorn, but realized that he was fat. So he got paid for doing canon balls. He then dove into the ocean where a whale ate Krabby Patties because of the horrible fry cook named stealwoolsteve, who decided to steal some rodents. "Oh my gosh!" exclaimed the hobo. Then they all ran away from the elite team of burger hoarders who were lost, so they decided to bring forth the minions! Who proceeded to unleash the Krakken! But suddenly a man named Marce ran naked into the deep and swam around.